FOR PLACEMENT ONLY

Friday Haiku: Lunch is for slackers

work work work work work
work work work work work work work
work work work work work

Sunday Haiku: Another True Story

a tangle of sheets
i feel so violated
a mouse in my bed!

Friday Haiku: Dear Cabbie

i humbly suggest
investing in some mouthwash
your cab smells like your breath.

Friday Haiku: But not really

i might as well just
change the category to
saturday haiku

Friday Haiku: New Home!

i hope that moving
to a live work space does not
make me a yuppie.

Sunday Haiku: She always gotta be all up in the camera and shit...

I know, i forgot Friday Haiku again. Friday was incredibly busy and Saturday was incredibly incredible. I hope to make it up to you, dear readers (all 3 of you) with this special Sunday edition — Photo + Haiku!

she all up in front
and i be in back like “damn...
this tootsie-pop good.”

Friday Haiku: Saturday Edition!

do you ever feel
like you're forgetting something?
um... oh yeah, haiku!

Friday Haiku: March of the Clones

we've been here before
tight jeans with heels: not ok
your ray-bans are dumb

Friday Haiku: True Story

fall into my lap
i feel so violated
cockroach in my bed!

Friday Haiku: The Tragedy of New Bridges

tall, gleaming, and proud
outgrown, it gets a sibling
ugly, but it works